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After being banished for repeatedly fraternizing with his worshippers, The God of Infatuation has to find a single devotee to end his exile and earn his godhood back.

When he arrogantly steps into that debauched rock club for what he thinks is one last palate cleanser, he has no idea he's about to meet the woman that will bring him to his knees.

Literally and figuratively.

Their manager is fed up with Cold Deck's partying bills every time they go on tour, and to avoid fucking bankruptcy, he finds the solution of putting a debauchery specialist on payroll. A professional who is versatile enough to cater to the niche fantasies of these three men, whenever they want, and however they want.

The Ace, The Jack, and The King. The Queen of Spades is all that's missing.

Clueless about what "manhood" entails, he is supposed to get married to his childhood best friend a month after he turns eighteen. His mother consults to arranging a "makeshift wife" to train him for it.